Two Poems for the Boss

Jul 8 2008  | Views 395 |  Comments  (11)
1 My boss peered at me over his specs and said, “You have a problem in your genes.” Beca... Expand

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  matheikal posted 4 weeks ago

Fabulously funny, Ramesh.  thanks for your witty comment.



  ramesh722 posted 4 weeks ago

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.

The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.

So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!


Management Lesson:


You don't need brains to be a Boss - Any Asshole will do.


Fears are the worst enemies..... .Dare to sail through storms ! Calm seas never make skillful sailors !!!



  binagupta posted 1 month ago

matheikal
nice poems
sometimes simple words convey a lot :)



  dmrsekhar posted 1 month ago

so… this must be how my junior colleagues think of me….  may be or .

thanks.  DMR.



  sophizz posted 1 month ago

wow..that was humrous n has something else too
too good

cheers
sophia



  LakshmiMukundan posted 1 month ago

matheikal

Juggling words................that is so true

lakshmi



  binumuscat posted 1 month ago

Hi,


we all are miss you here..

regards

Binu



  womanslove posted 1 month ago

well written one



  yash chhabra posted 1 month ago

Lovely  poems..enjoyed  both 



  Muthu Sundararajan posted 1 month ago

Matheikal !!

that's a practical and cute verse

 





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